god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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