she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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