Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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