I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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