Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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