How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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