shes about as inviting as chlamydia
well you can't waste a boner
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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