whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She bit a glass in half.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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