so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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