you would pick up someone in the library
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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