"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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