people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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