it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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