its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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