I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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