I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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