i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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