Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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