Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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