Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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