After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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