I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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