I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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