Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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