I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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