plz talk dirty to me
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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