You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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