Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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