physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Are we still banned from the library?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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