franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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