I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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