hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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