Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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