that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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