We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
