I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize