Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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