is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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