her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm just crazy horny about you
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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