So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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