Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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