Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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