ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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