New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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