what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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