she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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