He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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