the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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