I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The cops high fived after they tackled you
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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