i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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