just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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