that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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