The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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