you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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