so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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