tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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